The TRAGEDY of Romeo and Juliet’s understandable coz they’re both dumb as hell

Hello there people from the other side of the screen.

You really are on the other side of the screen.

wOaHhHh das cool.

Anyway, we’re here to talk about the two idi- I mean, the two lovesick birdie- I mean the protagonists in Shake A Pear’s prominent play.

AND I WANT TO GIVE THOSE TWO AN (more like loads of-) ADVISE.

SO ROMEO AND JULIET, THANK ME.

The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet.

They were both stupid. Yes, we know that a typical and cliché romance should be like this except the death and all. Since both of them were from places that were rivals, they fell in love.

When they shouldn’t have fallen.

Because they would know the consequences.

But they legit got secretly married later.

If they really loved each other, they could’ve waited until their marriage, you know? Marriage is a big step. But they didn’t. There were people holding them back and so they did get held back, Romeo went wherever he would and Juliet had to be unconscious for 2 days.

Now Romeo would have waited and checked her pulse or put a finger under her nose to see if she was breathing.

BUT NO.

Romeo really be like: “Oh my god, I love her so much, I shall now die for her since my baby girl died.”

HE DIDN’T GET THE DAMN LETTER WHEN JULIET REALLY DO BE SAYING: OH, ROMEO! ROMEO! I DRINK TO YOU!

No, Mr. Romeo she didn’t die at least check how she is before concluding your wife’s dead.

Yes, people from Juliet’s Capulet told him that she’s dead and he should get away from here but Romeo CAN YOU BE A LITTLE LESS GULLIBLE?

“*breathing heavily*

oH NoOnOnOnOoNoO- 

mY LiFe iSn’t lIfE WiThOuT HeR.”

This tells us to not be emotionally attached to someone that bad.

Now then Romeo drank the whole potion.

Well, someone’s in love. *wiggles eyebrows*

He drank the whole bottle of potion that had been given to him by Frair Lawrence and ONE. SIP.

BUT NO WE GOTTA BE DRAMATIC.

LET’S DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE.

Ugh ugh ugh ugh, life you’re so stupid. I’m taking my life now, Juliet, we will die together.

Juliet Capulet, I, Romeo Montague will now die for you.

You’re dead? I’m dead. You’re alive? I’m alive.

But now I thou wow stuff like that see you dead, so there ain’t no point of life no more. 

I will be a superhero and take my life.

He took his life.

The end. 

I’m kidding.

Now let’s see Juliet’s POV. (Point of view)

WHICH WAS LEGITERALLY A SECOND AFTER ROMEO DEMISED.

I NEED TO SEE ROMEO. I NEED TO SEE HIM. I NEED TO-

ROMEO? OHHHH ROMEO? ROMEO? WHERE ARE YOUUU?

(this is cringe)

A maiden comes into the room and starts stating lies.

But thank you, Juliet for not being that gullible.

But you were not being gullible at the wrong time. You were being cynical but see your own love lying there dead.

SO YOU DECIDE TO TAKE YOUR LIFE AS WELL.

I will thou wow stuff kiss you and take the potion and blah blah blah, but that amount of potion doesn’t really work so Juliet gets her happy dagger (as she describes it) and stabs herself in the stomach lying next to Romeo.

Well at least they died together and next to each other?

My advice to both of you is to not be that gullible, not to be that cynical and not to be that emotionally attached to a person which is your love.

But at the end of the day, the whole DRAMA made it a whole masterpiece that Shake A Pear made. It was for couples that would appreciate their love in between themselves.

But they were naïve and idiotic as hell since they care about how their families would react and they were recklessly and crazily and blindly in love.

BUT THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT.

I think Romeo was a complete idiot and Juliet was mostly just naïve, but many people forget that it’s a tragedy. It’s two naïve idiots deciding they are in “love”.

They were TEENAGERS.

Naïve, impulsive, hormone-driven, lovestruck youngsters in the throes of puppy-love. And extremely realistic is how the story went! They were convinced they were in eternal love.

*mumbles* you stupid, dumb idiots.

Shake a Pear you made it a masterpiece becoz it had plenty of poetry and passionate love.

Well let’s make Srisha A Pear’s drama because I have drama but Y’ALL PROBABLY WOULDN’T READ IT BUT SHAKE A PEARS!

If you people haven’t read it what’s wrong with yo- I’m kidding, I would never say that, if you’re interested then you can read it right, here.

1968 movie.

Overall, it’s a great book, it really is and the 19868 movie is my favorite out of all the movies made.

Yeet.✌

35 thoughts on “The TRAGEDY of Romeo and Juliet’s understandable coz they’re both dumb as hell

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  1. I’ve always appreciated Literature and Shake A Pear too😂 but as someone who hates romance and the fact that they were teenagers, I love how you reflected on something that is a poignant issue in your usual manner👏😂 It was fun reading it again!!! Hilariously wonderful and thoughtful too!! ❤️✨

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  2. Juliet and Romeo. Honestly if I loved someone I wouldn’t want them to commit suicide so that they could join me?????? What twisted love is that 😂😂😂 or should I say iconic bc Qween 💅
    Their love killed them. Lesson for the kids: don’t love. Seriously that’s the only thing you can extract from that so-called tragedy 😂😂

    Chile anyways how are chuu

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    1. Julio and Romiet.
      Chile-
      DIE, YOU FILTHY PEASANT THAT I LOVED (D), DIE FOR ME SO I CAN APPROVE THAT YOU ACTUALLY LOVE ME.
      Queeeen shiiiii
      Don’t fall into that hole of love, kiddos. It sucks you in, it’s bad….reall…..bad….I’m talking…hella bad… Yuh!
      *sips…aha…you thot, beach I don’t got gossip* I hate online school. It sucks. Other than that I JUST WANT MR. CORONA TO GET THE LIVING HELL OUT OF EARTH AND NEVER COME BACK. Anyways, how’s you?

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      1. Oml I am SO doing that. If he refuses, he is not worthy of this spectacular beauty!
        Is that talking from experience luv? 😏
        *sips more tea* my friend has a crush on a boy that she sees once a week when we do exams online bc we aren’t a mixed class CHILEE-
        ANYWAYS

        Boi tell me about it! I’m. So. Boredddd. And tired. So very tired.

        Im okay, just CANT WAIT FOR THIS DAMN SEMESTER TO FINISH. Government said next semester won’t be online but it seems kinda sus. I think they’ll make us attend school for two weeks then the rest of it online tbh 😂
        Wbuuu

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      2. SUSSSS, EVERYTHING DO BE SUSSS.
        OH MY GOD, WE HAVE TEA *slurps tea* Spill the mf tea, sis. I. Need. To. KnOw. tHe. dEeTs.
        So much experience, *hair flip* *puts on meme glasses* bebeh, I got experience so I meannnn doe, if you ain’t gon’ die and come to hell with me, I’d be spilling bloody juice on you from my throne in hell.
        F;SJFSKJDKJGSIRSU;KDJ SAMEEE, LIKE WE GOT CHRISTMAS HOLIDARS, THANK HEAVE- nO. HELL- JESUS CHRIST. Yuh, same for us, Corona do be visiting with gucci bags and all that even more all around the world.
        allalllalalalalalala-
        Okay, I’ll stop singing that song-
        You gotta check out ‘supalonely’ IT DESCRIBES US SO WELL IN QUARANTINE, IN THIS SINGLE, LONELY UH YEAH STATE.
        I mean, I do be lookin’ like the last pizza in the pizza box nobody wants.
        *thinks about getting more ppl around me* no-one’s with me…
        also me: LEAVE ME ALONE, GOD DAMMIT-
        😏 – Is my fav emoji right there, folks it is SO sexy and hawt, the sun is jelly.
        I just want to go to my baby (my locker), I miss it so much, it’s so empty, I need to stuff it in you know? So it’s plea- okay, that’s so wrong. I-
        CHILE OH MY GOD.

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  3. Hi!
    Oh my, I am so shocked right now! You literally got me in splits after the first couple sentences. AND I WAS IN A CLASS! I literally loved your post, if I could I would tear it right of the page. Obv I can’t it’s on a umm computer. Well anywho! You’ve definitely got a new member to be part of ya blog!

    Really looking forward to more posts!
    PS- Damn! Girl you got sarcasm!

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    1. Heyyyy, new pen pal! x
      Oh my, I hope you’re okay. *hands you chocolate* there, it’ll help you recover. AWHHH, THANK YOU! You use great sentences which make me smile~ Thank you once again. Oop- *handwrites it* *gives it to you with my autograph* *hair flip*
      Now where my tea at-
      Again, thank you so so much! MhmmmmMmM *puts on glasses* *smacks lips* Mwah😏😘

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  4. Ommmggg i just LOVE your posts Shasha!! 😍❤
    Shake a Pear… 😂 and then Srisha a Pear…. i can’t breathe🤣
    I love the featured image btw…. you got talent gurl!!😍
    And you are a very wise person, Juliet and Romeo should have taken your advise before dying…. *shakes head*😂
    I saw in one comment that you mentioned ‘supalonely’…. omg i love that song!! That def describes this freakin quarantine!!🤣
    Love, Mimi

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    1. SKFJSKLJ THANK YOU SO MUCH, MIMI!!!
      Yuhhh, shake dem pearssss, oh no- is you dead? Do you want me to bring you, your grave?
      You do? Thank you so much! Woah, that means A LOT A LOT-
      Nah, I think I’m a dumb idiot and a moron who just wants to crawl in a hole so no-one knows about her existence but thank you! Ikr, iDiOtS(tom holland voice)- *shakes head with you*
      Did I? AHHH, I know right!!! It’s such a good song and Benee has a beautiful voice! You can really go from making pizzas to have a whole damn singing career. DEFFFFFF-😂

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      1. Welcommeee😏
        Yes please, bury me☠💀😆
        That’s totally me! I wish I could just crawl in a hole so everyone forgets me😂
        Aahhhh yes!! Benee has a very unique voice!!😍
        Have a great day Shasha!!❤
        Love, Amy

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