Hello there people from the other side of the screen.
You really are on the other side of the screen.
wOaHhHh das cool.
Anyway, we’re here to talk about the two idi- I mean, the two lovesick birdie- I mean the protagonists in Shake A Pear’s prominent play.
AND I WANT TO GIVE THOSE TWO AN
(more like loads of-) ADVISE.
SO ROMEO AND JULIET, THANK ME.
The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet.
They were both stupid. Yes, we know that a typical and cliché romance should be like this except the death and all. Since both of them were from places that were rivals, they fell in love.
When they shouldn’t have fallen.
Because they would know the consequences.
But they legit got secretly married later.
If they really loved each other, they could’ve waited until their marriage, you know? Marriage is a big step. But they didn’t. There were people holding them back and so they did get held back, Romeo went wherever he would and Juliet had to be unconscious for 2 days.
Now Romeo would have waited and checked her pulse or put a finger under her nose to see if she was breathing.
Romeo really be like: “Oh my god, I love her so much, I shall now die for her since my baby girl died.”
HE DIDN’T GET THE DAMN LETTER WHEN JULIET REALLY DO BE SAYING: OH, ROMEO! ROMEO! I DRINK TO YOU!
No, Mr. Romeo she didn’t die at least check how she is before concluding your wife’s dead.
Yes, people from Juliet’s Capulet told him that she’s dead and he should get away from here but Romeo CAN YOU BE A LITTLE LESS GULLIBLE?
mY LiFe iSn’t lIfE WiThOuT HeR.”
This tells us to not be emotionally attached to someone that bad.
Now then Romeo drank the whole potion.
Well, someone’s in love. *wiggles eyebrows*
He drank the whole bottle of potion that had been given to him by Frair Lawrence and ONE. SIP.
BUT NO WE GOTTA BE DRAMATIC.
LET’S DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE.
Ugh ugh ugh ugh, life you’re so stupid. I’m taking my life now, Juliet, we will die together.
Juliet Capulet, I, Romeo Montague will now die for you.
You’re dead? I’m dead. You’re alive? I’m alive.
But now I thou wow stuff like that see you dead, so there ain’t no point of life no more.
I will be a superhero and take my life.
He took his life.
Now let’s see Juliet’s POV. (Point of view)
WHICH WAS LEGITERALLY A SECOND AFTER ROMEO DEMISED.
I NEED TO SEE ROMEO. I NEED TO SEE HIM. I NEED TO-
ROMEO? OHHHH ROMEO? ROMEO? WHERE ARE YOUUU?
(this is cringe)
A maiden comes into the room and starts stating lies.
But thank you, Juliet for not being that gullible.
But you were not being gullible at the wrong time. You were being cynical but see your own love lying there dead.
SO YOU DECIDE TO TAKE YOUR LIFE AS WELL.
I will thou wow stuff kiss you and take the potion and blah blah blah, but that amount of potion doesn’t really work so Juliet gets her happy dagger (as she describes it) and stabs herself in the stomach lying next to Romeo.
Well at least they died together and next to each other?
My advice to both of you is to not be that gullible, not to be that cynical and not to be that emotionally attached to a person which is your love.
But at the end of the day, the whole DRAMA made it a whole masterpiece that Shake A Pear made. It was for couples that would appreciate their love in between themselves.
But they were naïve and idiotic as hell since they care about how their families would react and they were recklessly and crazily and blindly in love.
BUT THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT.
I think Romeo was a complete idiot and Juliet was mostly just naïve, but many people forget that it’s a tragedy. It’s two naïve idiots deciding they are in “love”.
They were TEENAGERS.
Naïve, impulsive, hormone-driven, lovestruck youngsters in the throes of puppy-love. And extremely realistic is how the story went! They were convinced they were in eternal love.
*mumbles* you stupid, dumb idiots.
Shake a Pear you made it a masterpiece becoz it had plenty of poetry and passionate love.
Well let’s make Srisha A Pear’s drama because I have drama but Y’ALL PROBABLY WOULDN’T READ IT BUT SHAKE A PEARS!
If you people haven’t read it what’s wrong with yo- I’m kidding, I would never say that, if you’re interested then you can read it right, here.
Overall, it’s a great book, it really is and the 19868 movie is my favorite out of all the movies made.