I think that’s the most amount of emoji’s I’ve ever put in my titles-
I’m bacc with dat as- I mean, I know, I know, I’ve been yeeted out the bloggosphere for a long time but I is baccccc.
As I said before: “Spill. The. Tea. Sis.☕💅👁👅👁🤭” in my title is going to be what we’re going to be chatting about.
WELL, IT’S MY NEW SERIES-
And it’s complete bullshet and pointless basically-
Since I haven’t been online for so long, imma just *boils hot water in kettle*
So, we’re on Christmas vacay right now and Jesus Christ am I thankful for that. In online classes, my back was breaking and this week I have kept count on how many times I die with mer friend:
40 times, betch.
Anyway, catching up on some stuff is- I don’t know what I’m saying.
ANYHOO. Since I’m on Wattpad, I was reading this book and it wrote “strokes me hair,”
I immediately thought of a pirate so I went to the comments and saw this one comment. I quote: “Oh, so now yer a pirate, mer mate? Aight then, me hearties! ALL ABOARD, WE GON’ GO FIND SOME TREASUREEE.“
Yeah, um. Therapy, please?
And further it went: “Ugh. Heels shouldn’t have been invented,” so I went to the comments section and saw: “Heels were actually invented for butchers.” and I’m like:
“wOoOaH wAtTpAd sHoUlD Be sChOoL,”
Continuing with that, I wrote a beloved song relating to Christmas since it’s only like a week ahead.
🎶Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very squeaky noseee and if you ever touched it, he’d bite yo hand so right offf🎶
My friend replied with: “oihouguguagahgkagh (this is how we laugh apparently-)
So I replied with an: I should be a musician *hair flips* *pushes Elvis Presley*
and she said: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: *poses dramatically*
Her: *applauds and throws roses*
Me: *throws rose back at you* *dies*
Her: Sorry about that-
Me: You’re gonna say SORRY to a person who ded- take this bi- out of the planet.
Her: *bids you farewell* Farewell, my dear musician…
I’m a musician now. Even better than Beethoven, I’m telling you.
I made this poem for my beloved friend, look at me being a poet:
Chocolate is love. chocolate is life,
If you don’t like chocolate, please shove yourself deep under the earth because life is what you don’t need and go die in a hole because you’re a fool.
You’re a different breed,
Chocolate was made back in the day when people were picky as hell, they didn’t know the spell,
The spell which included cocoa beans and sugar.
*hair flip* *smacks lips*
Anyway, I was tryna make a mug cake for my mother for her birthday and I couldn’t find the cocoa powder so I used vanilla instead, turns out my mum showed me where the Hershey powder was and it was in the drawer I decided to not check. Tf is wrong with me.
Quarantine has gotten into me and my friend (let’s call her potato)’s head, this is what we texted each other, first thing in the morning-
“ok that thing is not gonna work. like ever. i mean- you expect me to have showered, eaten breakfast and all that sh*t (i wont write the curse words)? NOwah. i wake up, brush my teeth and come to registration. BARELY. and i eat my breakfast in 1st periodUH. LIKE F***. i haven’t even brushed my hair and i look like a mess so don’t expect me to have gone through kim kardashian’s makeup routine, dressed up in desiner and come to class looking like a victoria secret’s model. i look like a bruh girl. messy hair, pjs, and dark circles.” That’s what I quote from her-
“I haven’t even brushed yet, I changed out of my pj’s and brushed my hair since someone’s coming usually I’m in my pj’s with eyes looking like they might seal shut any moment and looking like I might murderer someone. I woke up at 8:05 and joined class at 15 thankfully like 10 seconds before our teacher came. I haven’t had A SIP OF WATER LIKE BI- IS I OKAY? NO. NO I IS NOT OKAY. Kim k, i-😂wElL WhAt aBt KyLiE AnD HeR cOsMeTiCs? I just want to go crawl in a hole, make a home there, float in my dreamland and my braincells aren’t being able to comprehend wtf is happening so.” is what I replied with-
So, um. I think that’s like less than a sip of tea I spilled-
What’s some of your tea? *wiggles eyebrows*
- It’s currently like the next morning now, it’s so late. Idk what’s wrong with me-
- Also, I didn’t do a featured image but will do so soon when I feel better.