Spill. The. Tea. Sissy.โ˜•๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคญ

I think that’s the most amount of emoji’s I’ve ever put in my titles-

I’m bacc with dat as- I mean, I know, I know, I’ve been yeeted out the bloggosphere for a long time but I is baccccc.

*bows*

As I said before: “Spill. The. Tea. Sis.โ˜•๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคญ” in my title is going to be what we’re going to be chatting about.

WELL, IT’S MY NEW SERIES-

And it’s complete bullshet and pointless basically-

Since I haven’t been online for so long, imma just *boils hot water in kettle*

So, we’re on Christmas vacay right now and Jesus Christ am I thankful for that. In online classes, my back was breaking and this week I have kept count on how many times I die with mer friend:

40 times, betch.

Anyway, catching up on some stuff is- I don’t know what I’m saying.

ANYHOO. Since I’m on Wattpad, I was reading this book and it wrote “strokes me hair,”

I immediately thought of a pirate so I went to the comments and saw this one comment. I quote: “Oh, so now yer a pirate, mer mate? Aight then, me hearties! ALL ABOARD, WE GON’ GO FIND SOME TREASUREEE.

Yeah, um. Therapy, please?

And further it went: “Ugh. Heels shouldn’t have been invented,” so I went to the comments section and saw: “Heels were actually invented for butchers.” and I’m like:

“wOoOaH wAtTpAd sHoUlD Be sChOoL,”

nOh.โ™ฅ

Continuing with that, I wrote a beloved song relating to Christmas since it’s only like a week ahead.

๐ŸŽถRudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very squeaky noseee and if you ever touched it, he’d bite yo hand so right offf๐ŸŽถ

My friend replied with: “oihouguguagahgkagh (this is how we laugh apparently-)
POP AWF

So I replied with an: I should be a musician *hair flips*  *pushes Elvis Presley*
and she said: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Me: *poses dramatically*
Her: *applauds and throws roses*
Me: *twerks*
Her: Shore-
Me: *throws rose back at you* *dies*
Her: Sorry about that-
Me: You’re gonna say SORRY to a person who ded- take this bi- out of the planet.
Her:  *bids you farewell* Farewell, my dear musician…

I’m a musician now. Even better than Beethoven, I’m telling you.

I made this poem for my beloved friend, look at me being a poet:


Chocolate is love. chocolate is life,
If you don’t like chocolate, please shove yourself deep under the earth because life is what you don’t need and go die in a hole because you’re a fool. 
You’re a different breed,
Chocolate was made back in the day when people were picky as hell, they didn’t know the spell,
The spell which included cocoa beans and sugar.

*hair flip* *smacks lips*

Anyway, I was tryna make a mug cake for my mother for her birthday and I couldn’t find the cocoa powder so I used vanilla instead, turns out my mum showed me where the Hershey powder was and it was in the drawer I decided to not check. Tf is wrong with me.

Quarantine has gotten into me and my friend (let’s call her potato)’s head, this is what we texted each other, first thing in the morning-

“ok that thing is not gonna work. like ever. i mean- you expect me to have showered, eaten breakfast and all that sh*t (i wont write the curse words)? NOwah. i wake up, brush my teeth and come to registration. BARELY. and i eat my breakfast in 1st periodUH. LIKE F***. i haven’t even brushed my hair and i look like a mess so don’t expect me to have gone through kim kardashian’s makeup routine, dressed up in desiner and come to class looking like a victoria secret’s model. i look like a bruh girl. messy hair, pjs, and dark circles.” That’s what I quote from her-

“I haven’t even brushed yet, I changed out of my pj’s and brushed my hair since someone’s coming usually I’m in my pj’s with eyes looking like they might seal shut any moment and looking like I might murderer someone. I woke up at 8:05 and joined class at 15 thankfully like 10 seconds before our teacher came. I haven’t had A SIP OF WATER LIKE BI- IS I OKAY? NO. NO I IS NOT OKAY. Kim k, i-๐Ÿ˜‚wElL WhAt aBt KyLiE AnD HeR cOsMeTiCs? I just want to go crawl in a hole, make a home there, float in my dreamland and my braincells aren’t being able to comprehend wtf is happening so.” is what I replied with-

So, um. I think that’s like less than a sip of tea I spilled-

What’s some of your tea? *wiggles eyebrows*

  • It’s currently like the next morning now, it’s so late. Idk what’s wrong with me-
  • Also, I didn’t do a featured image but will do so soon when I feel better.

58 thoughts on “Spill. The. Tea. Sissy.โ˜•๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคญ

      1. Let’s see…

        I’m off work for the holidays, I’m not all that excited about it though because a lot of stuff is shut down, but it’ll be nice to not have to get up and get dressed and do stuff for a while.

        I’ve been thinking a lot about my various creative projects. All of my creative energy is going to DLTDGB, but I have another ongoing creative project that I’ve been doing in some form since 1993, and I pretty much abandoned it a couple years ago. I feel like it deserves a proper send-off, at least, if I’m not going to be doing it anymore. But it requires the cooperation of other people, who are generally flaky and inconsistent, which is part of the reason I abandoned it. And then I saw something the other day that reminded me of an idea for a novel that I had around 2005, that maybe I could still revive that somehow, but I can’t find any notes from back then, and I don’t know if I ever actually started writing it…

        I’m an introvert by nature, but I’m a social introvert, and I’m really tired of not being able to socialize because of COVID. And there’s some crap I’m dealing with at work, decisions being made by the higher-ups that I disapprove of…

        I was playing D&D with my friends tonight by video chat… it was fun.

        I want a new phone. I want a new bike. But I haven’t had time to research expensive purchases…

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      2. Oo yes, that’s a lot of tea.
        *sip sip sip*
        It’s nice that you think about being creative and want to finish off what you ‘abandoned’ at least in this pandemic to be honest.
        You know? It’s good to find things and then get a sudden idea of ‘oh! i was doing this and that and this and that’. Even if you didn’t, you could maybe at least start and see how it goes? Maybe you’ll have fun doing it just for your own happiness or just to kill some time.

        EGGSACTLY. YOU๐Ÿ‘GET๐Ÿ‘THE๐Ÿ‘PAIN๐Ÿ‘ OF NOT SOCIALIZING AND SITTING IN BED ALL DAY DOING NOTHING EXCEPT THINKING ABOUT WORK-
        Crap is just…spreading not gonna lie. Things aren’t going the way we want them to even if it’s a bit, like for you it’s work, for me well it’s just online classes murdered the absolute hell out of me.
        OOOOO YEAH! I’ve played D&D before! It’s really fun. It’s sad that we get to do it by video chat but at least we have something instead of nothing but sometimes…well most of the time I get sick of video-calling so bad.
        Those are some good choices. What kinda bike you looking for? Time’s taking away the ‘me time’ but try to find time for yourself.

        bruh, im dumbledore or sumn now, i should take my own advice-

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      3. DLTDGB is still my first priority, because I actually have a few people on here who are reading and following that. But if I have extra time, I can work on other projects, of course.

        My job just doesn’t work doing it remotely. I’m making more money than I ever have before, for a variety of reasons, and I feel like it isn’t worth it because everything fun I would be spending it on is shut down. Of course, assuming that this does end eventually and life does go somewhat back to normal, it would be a much better financial decision to stick with where I am, but I wonder sometimes if I’d be better off emotionally somewhere else and/or doing something else…

        I didn’t start playing D&D until 2017. I think you have to have the right people for a group like that to be successful; we’ve had some who have stuck with the game for years, but others have come and gone too. Some people get so obsessively into their fantasy worlds and exclude people who aren’t as obsessively into it as them, and playing with people like that is not fun to me.

        I ride enough, and far enough, that I should probably invest in an actual road bike. I would keep my old bike too as a backup, or for small trips around the neighborhood. I know that both bike shops around here have had their inventory disrupted by COVID, so I don’t know how long it would take to get something like that.

        How’s your day going?

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      4. That’s a really good reason as to why you gotta continue it, if you feel like it! It’s good that it’s your first priority though.
        That’s AMAZING! Isn’t it? Yeah, corona’s doing a bit too much there-
        “I wonder sometimes if Iโ€™d be better off emotionally somewhere else and/or doing something elseโ€ฆ” Like?
        I think so too, right. I agree fully, Greg, yes.

        It’s a good idea! I think you should do it when corona HOPEFULLY ends and yeah, keep the old one as well! It’s cool.
        Can you go on some little road trips with your friends or something or is it that bad?

        Well, it’s actually like 2am here so I just decided to visit my bloggo for some time since I haven’t been that active as said above but overall, i think things are going ‘mEh’ because sitting in front of the laptop and doing classes isnt a fun thing, luckily we’re on Christmas holidays at the moment just like youre on a holiday away from your work.
        even when corona’s bad, i mostly go to the park to hang with my friends just to change my mood. it helps a lot, you should try it.

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      5. DLTDGB has definitely been therapeutic in a way, revisiting that time in my life and looking back on what I’ve learned. And it has led to a lot of interesting conversations on here, as well as with one of my friends from back then who reads my blog (Taylor).

        Technically, all non-essential travel and all gatherings here are prohibited. So no road trips and no being with friends, and no visiting my family for Christmas. If I follow all the rules, I’ll be alone at Christmas this year for the first time ever in my life. I know that a lot of local police aren’t enforcing this, but I also need to be safe as much as possible, because all the hoops I’ll have to jump through in order to be allowed back at work after showing symptoms will be a total pain. Even if I were allowed to see friends, most of what I did with friends was stuff like game nights and going to baseball and basketball games, all stuff that has been shut down now. (And I’m also boycotting sports for a while for a variety of non-COVID-related reasons, mostly because sports has become so disgustingly political.) I haven’t decided what I’m doing for Christmas.

        Enjoy your holidays… what classes are you taking?

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      6. Well, I mean, that’s great isn’t it? It has, yes.
        Now that’s very sad, like very, very, very sad. Is it like really bad where you live? Maybe you could video-call them? I can’t imagine a Christmas being alone, it’s sad.
        Total pain is literally everything at the moment. Baseball and Basketball games sound fun, maybe you could play one of them on Christmas if you could somehow see your friends?
        Right, yes. Well, you still have a week or so left but just taking a rest can be much of a break.

        You too! I’m anonymous on my bloggo as you might already know so I can’t really tell you even if it might sound stupid so I’m really sorry for that.

        Have a happy holiday! Maybe start or maybe even finish what you started back in the 90’s?

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      7. I don’t play baseball or basketball, I have no athletic talent myself, and contact sports between amateurs at parks aren’t allowed because of COVID. But I always liked to watch games. Football and hockey too. But I can’t do it anymore. With all the unrest in the US this year, most of the sports industry made it very clear where they stand, and I go to a game to sit back and enjoy the game, not to be lectured and condescended to because of my political positions. Also, Major League Baseball changed the rules that takes a lot of the intriguing strategy out of the game, and despite decades of hope to the contrary I’ve suspected for a long time that NBA basketball is rigged, so it seems like a good time to give that up too. It isn’t as blatant in college sports, but there’s a lot of that kind of stuff there too. And, most importantly, live audiences aren’t allowed, and I know of at least one team that had to move temporarily because their county wouldn’t even let them play in an empty stadium with frequent COVID testing.

        Like I said, they haven’t enforced all the travel bans around here, so I theoretically could go see my parents and be as safe as possible, but I don’t know if I want to at this point. This year is just sad. And it infuriates me that the government is actively telling people not to be with their families for the holidays, as well as shutting down businesses that provide some glimmer of enjoyment in these times when everyone knows that the virus is mostly spreading at private gatherings, not at businesses. It feels like elementary school all over again, where I always got in trouble for what other people did and the other people got away with it.

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      8. Right well maybe if you have like a dining table and some ping pong balls and bats then you can play if your friends come over or just practice by yourself to keep you going or like that.

        yes, this year is truly said especially with one of the reasons you mentioned above. many people have lost their jobs, its a hard year. some of these choices that the government make are heartbreaking.

        anyhoo, merry christmas! enjoy every piece of bit you can find to enjoy and what puts a smile on your face! x

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      9. Thank you… merry Christmas to you too!

        Hmm… that’s a thought. I don’t know. I did sneak down to my parents’ house; I’m not supposed to be traveling, but it was just the three of us, and they’re both being really careful. I also saw some other relatives from a safe distance while I was there.

        I haven’t written this week’s blog post yet, I have a lot of stuff to write about in the spring of 1996, but I need to organize my thoughts…

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  1. AND SHE’S BACK PEOPLE!!!!๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    I like this version of Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer better than the original-

    HAHAHAHA THAT CHOCOLATE POEM THOUGH๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  2. “Iโ€™m bacc with dat as” LMUA this made me think of “what are doing out here with all that as-” I DIED

    BRUH YOU’RE ON WATTPAD? That’s like a compilation of weird fanfictions and hallmark movie type of scenes. LMUA the alpha men and the shy women make me DIE. Thankfully I got out of there in time but it did traumatise me =,)
    I need rehab.

    Gurl yaaaaas we need that on spotify! Wouldnt mind a music video of either ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜ NO EW- no offense to yall ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Ooh I ate a mug-brownie and it was de-le-cious
    Boiii I wake up like max 5 mins b4 class without even going to the bathroom. I don’t eat breakfast either. I can prolly hold my books with those stylish bags under my eyes. Be looking like a bag hanger or sumn

    LMUA so today I had a really hard exam and I had a problem so I told the teacher. HE ANSWERED and asked ME for feedback AND PUT A SMIRK AFTER THE MESSAGE BC HE KNEW IT WAS SO DAMN DIFFICULT.
    Anyways after I replied and he answered with an even jerkier response I sent him this ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ”ซ MAN I WAS HIGH AND DRUNK AS CLOUD 9-
    Chile the only thing I’ve is that my other MALE teacher thinks we think bout him at 1 AM bc of a misunderstanding LMUA

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    1. double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon hella as-๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿคš youre the only one who gets it-

      EGGSACTLY- BUT I LIKE THE PAIN FOR SOME WEIRD REASON and NEED rehab just like you-

      rElAtAbLe. WAY TOO RELATABLE. I don’t even eat if i have time, i make my bed and drink water-
      imma just screenshot “I can prolly hold my books with those stylish bags under my eyes. Be looking like a bag hanger or sumn” real quick coz it made me practically wheeze- Why am I laughing at something that relates so bad to me when i shouldnt be laughing? yeah that’s because i need a whole damn ambulance.

      i- WHO DOES THAT?! THE. AUDACITY.

      Da fawk?๐Ÿ˜€

      well miss, those are THE. EMOJIS. YOU USED CORRECTLY๐Ÿ‘

      Im legit always high, cloud 9 is probs my home by now-

      naw sir you aint that special tho-

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      1. Yall need some tiktok/vine/meme education frrr
        Sucker for pain arent ya ๐Ÿ˜ MOOD
        You make your bed?? Wow. Impressive *claps*

        I MUSTVE BEEN HIGH WHEN I WROTE THAT JFHSHEUYW
        IKRRRR GURLLLL WE NEED SOME IDK LIKE EMOJI POLICE OR SUMN

        Yassss I get the approval of the qween ๐Ÿ˜Œ

        BRUH we’re like on the same signal or sumn. My friends and I say that we’re high on water vapour and you must join us ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ”ซ
        Welp there goes my confidendince. Actually idk what that is in the first place LMUA. I don’t gotta be special I just wanna be alive ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’…

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